hahas. found a post interesting at kelvin's blog @ www.yandao.com .
as said. credit to www.yandao.com.
makes me laugh after reading:
A Professor at the SMU was explaining marketing concepts to the students
1. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich, marry me!” - That’s Direct Marketing”
2. You’re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl.
One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says: “He’s very
rich, marry him.” -That’s Advertising”
3. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her
telephone number. The next day, you call and say: “Hi, I’m very rich, marry
me - That’s Telemarketing”
4. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten
your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink, you open the door (of
the car)for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her ride and
then say: “By the way, I’m rich. Will you “Marry Me?” - That’s Public
Relations”
5. You’re at a party and see gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and
says: “You are very rich! “Can you marry me?” - That’s Brand Recognition”
6. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” She gives you a nice hard slap on your face. - ”
That’s Customer Feedback”
7. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say: “I am
very rich. Marry me!” And she introduces you to her husband. - “That’s
demand and supply gap, do your market survey first”
8. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say anything, another person come and tell her: “I’m rich. Will you marry
me?” and she goes with him - “That’s competition eating into your market
share”
9. You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and before you
say: “I’m rich, Marry me!” your wife arrives. - “That’s restriction for
entering new markets”
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